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vanityplate Reviews

Published fragrance reviews from VanityPlate.

6 published reviews · 0 helpful votes

5.0

Jun 7, 2026

Dark and Rich

This is the second of my Pineward samples to be tested, and if they’re all as good as this and Bucolic, I may have a new favorite brand. My grandmother used to say that she liked her coffee like she liked her men—dark and rich. Upon my first spray of this dark (physically—it’s a lovely brown color I made sure not to ge...

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2.5

Jun 7, 2026

Flowers Blooming From The Damp

Well, this was… an experience. I sprayed it on right before I left the house, and immediately regretted it. This scent starts out smelling like river mud, must, and moss, leaving me worried that people would think I’d let my clothes get mildewed in the washer. There was also an odd, sweet, unplaceable scent that didn’t...

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4.0

Jun 7, 2026

The Great Leviathan

On first spray, I was surprised and delighted. A fresh, marine scent with the depth and richness of incense? How delightful! And then… the ambergris in this scent opened wide its leviathan jaws and swallowed the rest of the notes whole, and I only am returned alone to tell thee. As other reviewers have noted, this ambe...

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4.5

Jun 7, 2026

Yonder Stands Blue Mountain

The scent of this fragrant blue juice (seriously, it’s an alarming shade of blue, don’t get it on your clothes) conjures calmness. It smells like you’re walking through a serene meadow of chamomile and lavender in between stands of pine trees. Miraculously, given the lavender and pine, this manages to avoid any “househ...

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4.5

Jun 7, 2026

Yonder Stands Blue Mountain

The scent of this fragrant blue juice (seriously, it’s an alarming shade of blue, don’t get it on your clothes) conjures calmness. It smells like you’re walking through a serene meadow of chamomile and lavender in between stands of pine trees. Miraculously, given the lavender and pine, this manages to avoid any “househ...

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4.5

Jun 7, 2026

Yonder Stands Blue Mountain

The scent of this fragrant blue juice (seriously, it’s an alarming shade of blue, don’t get it on your clothes) conjures calmness. It smells like you’re walking through a serene meadow of chamomile and lavender in between stands of pine trees. Miraculously, given the lavender and pine, this manages to avoid any “househ...

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