Oh, beautiful lady, shall I dare...
to present myself to your wrist? I am curious which beauty, boldly named attraction, hides behind this little fragrance. I spray on: Help, a toxic screeching gardenia leaps at me, provocatively stabbing my nose multiple times. Behind her limps a musty-smelling ylang lady, trying to lull me with stale chatter. Barely wa...
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